Monday, September 19, 2005

You never know what you're gonna get

Isn't life a box of chocolates?
I mean: you get the best Belgian chocolate thrown at your face, but off course, you're not hungry. "Not right now, I've had quite enough. I have to watch my weight, sorry. Looks nice, gotta run."
You just leave it there to go to waste. "I'll get plenty of sweets," you're thinking. You turn your back on it and walk away. I'm the man, you can't touch me. "I'm no sweet tooth, I'm tough as nails."
And of course you are. Hard shell. Tough nut to crack.

And then the craving starts. At first it's really subtle. You just remember a smell, a colour. You tell yourself it's gonna go away. You get some substitute Snickers and make yourself belief it's the real shit. You stuff your face, but it only makes you feel nauseous. Then it keeps you up at night, until you would even go for those chocolate covered raisins: you just suck of the chocolate and spit out the raisins...
Then you remember. The dark fondant covering, the subtle almond stuffing and the slightest hint of Grand Marnier. That one special chocolate you left in the box. And you know some other bastard will be stuffing his face shortly and not appreciating the delicate flavours.
Isn't life a box of chocolates?

Monday, September 12, 2005

The Matrix 1932 AD
Back off, Neo, your grandfather has the upperhand...

With 911, Katharina and all the happy events of late, I thought I should maybe read a book (fiction can't be worse than reality, can it now?). So I started reading Brave New World by Aldous Leonard Huxley. Move over Nostradamus, this guy is the only real visionary! Read it! The world is going to tatters and if all those evil scumbaggs in control had their way, they'd give us a dose of mindnumbing drugs every day (hmmm, American Gladiators, anybody? I'm sure this book is on Goatboy's shelf in his cabin by the Great Lake of Fire).
Only little thing that inclines me to feel a slight sympathy for the mindless drones in Huxley's novel: promiscuity is mandatory... That's something you don't hear from today's fundamental Chistians, huh, I mean, enlightend leaders of the free Western world...

Saturday, September 10, 2005

Complaint pour Saint-Katharina

W Jr.
Who art in-competent
Mocked be thy name
Thy kingdom crumbles
In N'Alinz as it does in New York
Give us this day our daily propaganda
Forgive us our fuck ups as we forgive yours
Lead us not into another war
But deliver us from Republicans.

Amen.

The Squad

Is there anybody out there?

The book in my hand

Disc Located

April Fools

His masters voice

The Greenback

Flat Earth Society