Sunday, October 30, 2005

My fair lady

So, my time here in Dublin is almost up. It's been quite cultural actually (apart from the mandatory binge drinking that is).
I've bought two books on Bill Hicks, the in-your-face stand-up comedian who would have had a field day this week with the Bush administration. The first one Love all the people is a transcription of Bill's performances, his letters and lyrics. The second one American Scream is a biography pur sang.
On a liter comical note I've bought The world according to Clarkson (Jeremy that is, the lunatic from Top Gear) and A year in the Merde and Merde actually by Stephen Clarke, an Englishman in Paris... I think one can never know enough stereotypes on the French. Saw a brilliant stand-up comedian festival in the attic of the International Pub on Saturday...
Another purchase was a joint biography of Eamon DeValera and Michael Collins, arguably the two most important protagonists in Irish history.
I've visited Kilmainham Goal, where both men were imprisoned after the rising of 1916. I also visited Dublin Castle, center of British rule over Ireland for centuries and on Sunday I went on the 1916 Easter Rebellion Tour and bought the book from my tourguide Conor Kostick.

All in all enough to make me realise - in true Swiss Tonianstyle- that Dublin is very much like a desirable, hot (leather bootwearing), attractive young woman: I'd very much like to be with her, but I just haven't got the money to entertain her...

Monday, October 24, 2005

His shadow will remain, even after he is gone...

Went to see Joseph Arthur in the Botanique yesterday night. Apparently he's my long lost twin brother: we're both crazy geniuses! The man makes mad songs about death, despair and suicide (compared to him the new Depeche Mode -their best yet, Grobelny any comment you make will be deleted- sounds like the fucking Spice Girls) that you hum along to all day. He was discovered by Peter Gabriel and signed to his Real World-label for some time and Anton Corbijn made the video to his "greatest hit" In the sun.

Mr. Arthur, his guitar and some fancy equipment sounded like the best band you've ever seen and apart from the amazing music, the man painted a modern tableau whilst performing Crying like a man... Sometimes very clever use of the pedal-steel-electro-synth-guitar-from-hell, sometimes just the worlds greatest acoustic singer songwriter, there is no way to start summing up highlights. Well, apart from the very-different-from-the-album Can't exist and Leave us alone, the tears-in-my-eyes A smile that explodes, the bone chilling Mercedes (I know you will rise, when you talk about what they've done...), the I-can-die-happy-now-thank-you Speed of light and the-even-better-then-the-real-thing-kick-ass-cover-of-the-millennium There is a light that never goes out courtesy of Mr. Moz.

Oh, and immediately after the show I bought the live album: every gig is recorded and burned straight after the concert. So if any of you don't believe me: I will bore you to death with that CD for the next year or five...

I bow to the, King Arthur! May God's love be with you, always.

Thursday, October 13, 2005

Ireland - Switserland

Hi Max. Pint. Rebel Sandwich.
Pint.
Woh, you wanker!
Pint.
Fecking thick bloody eejit.
Djeeyzus.
For feck's sake.
Pint.
You, you, you, ...
Halftime.
Pint.
Piss.
Pint.
Wanker.
Djeeyzus.
Piss.
Piss.
Piss.
Pint.
Feck.
Good lad (save by Shane Given 85')
It's over.
Pint.
It's really over.
Pint.
Piss.

Referee blows his wistle... It's over...

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