It is NOT Christmas yet
OK, let's synchronize watches. Today is November 15th. Not Christmas. Tomorrow: November 16th. Not Christmas. Next week: still not Christmas. Next MONTH: December 15th. Not Christmas.
I've so had it with the twinkling lights, the HOW-HOW-HOWs, the stables and the asses... Back off Santa, your not due for another six weeks. What's next? We start celebrating New Year as soon as March? We're not bloody Chinese, are we? Next year the Easterbunny will arrive before the wise men from the East do...
And all the naive, happy-ending X-masmovies starring Tim Allen: enough. 'Bad Santa' is somewhat of an alternative. Billy Bob Thornton playing a booze-addicted, chainsmoking, shoprobbing, ass-fucking Santa. But still: way to early.
I still have a tan from my summerholidays!
Today somebody walked into work with his arm up a turkey. Could we leave the lovely animals alone for another six weeks? Really.
OK, let's synchronize watches. Today is November 15th. Not Christmas. Tomorrow: November 16th. Not Christmas. Next week: still not Christmas. Next MONTH: December 15th. Not Christmas.
I've so had it with the twinkling lights, the HOW-HOW-HOWs, the stables and the asses... Back off Santa, your not due for another six weeks. What's next? We start celebrating New Year as soon as March? We're not bloody Chinese, are we? Next year the Easterbunny will arrive before the wise men from the East do...
And all the naive, happy-ending X-masmovies starring Tim Allen: enough. 'Bad Santa' is somewhat of an alternative. Billy Bob Thornton playing a booze-addicted, chainsmoking, shoprobbing, ass-fucking Santa. But still: way to early.
I still have a tan from my summerholidays!
Today somebody walked into work with his arm up a turkey. Could we leave the lovely animals alone for another six weeks? Really.
