Pim Fortuyn Dutchman of all times
The lovely people of Holland have elected Pim Fortuyn as Dutchman of all times. You know, Holland, the lovely little country north of that other shithole, known as Belgium. A country of windmills, wooden clogs, cheese, racial attacks and pot-heads.
Pim Fortuyn was a politician who was murdered about two years ago. Well, politician... He was actually an openly gay, right-wing loud-mouth, who had an opinion on everything and a solution for nothing. He never held public office for a day and his party dissolved shortly after his death, mainly because it was an amalgam of discontent ingnoramuses, who wanted the pay and not the burden of a public career.
Okay, granted, we can't approve of politicians being killed for their opinions (unless they're called George W.), but just the fact that someone kills you doesn't make you the most wonderful Dutchman ever to walk the face of the earth, now does it?
Other nominees that were not as popular as Pimmetje : Anne Frank, Vincent Van Gogh (well, he did cut of an ear, he deserves some credit), Rembrandt and Erasmus. Clearly Fortuyn is much more important than all of these...
There is something going horribly wrong in Holland. I think it's time to bring in the US Marine and restore order...
The lovely people of Holland have elected Pim Fortuyn as Dutchman of all times. You know, Holland, the lovely little country north of that other shithole, known as Belgium. A country of windmills, wooden clogs, cheese, racial attacks and pot-heads.
Pim Fortuyn was a politician who was murdered about two years ago. Well, politician... He was actually an openly gay, right-wing loud-mouth, who had an opinion on everything and a solution for nothing. He never held public office for a day and his party dissolved shortly after his death, mainly because it was an amalgam of discontent ingnoramuses, who wanted the pay and not the burden of a public career.
Okay, granted, we can't approve of politicians being killed for their opinions (unless they're called George W.), but just the fact that someone kills you doesn't make you the most wonderful Dutchman ever to walk the face of the earth, now does it?
Other nominees that were not as popular as Pimmetje : Anne Frank, Vincent Van Gogh (well, he did cut of an ear, he deserves some credit), Rembrandt and Erasmus. Clearly Fortuyn is much more important than all of these...
There is something going horribly wrong in Holland. I think it's time to bring in the US Marine and restore order...
