Hot! Hot! Heat!
The last couple of days have been absolutely scorching. 38 degrees centigrade and more... Well, I never had such a rush of hot and cold fever as I had just now. I was being interviewed by this lady from a headhunters agency. Well, she can give me head any day of the week. Hallelujah! She tied me to her kitchen chair, she broke my throne and cut my hair. And from my lips she drew the Hallelujah! Imagine the body of Angelina Jolie, the face of Femke Janssen, the eyes of Alyssa Milano... (I'm not even gonna go into the really important body-parts... Unfortunately).
-"Ideal occupation?"
-"Befathering your children."
-"Ambition?"
-"Make you lose that skirt within 15 seconds."
-"What do you want to make?"
-"The animal with two backs."
Not to sure if I got the job, but who cares. I saw God's creation in all her beauty and she even gave me her phone number. Hallelujah!
PS Actually, she gave the same business card to the loser who left the office just before me, and I'm sure he blogged a similar post on majorloser.blogspot.com...
The last couple of days have been absolutely scorching. 38 degrees centigrade and more... Well, I never had such a rush of hot and cold fever as I had just now. I was being interviewed by this lady from a headhunters agency. Well, she can give me head any day of the week. Hallelujah! She tied me to her kitchen chair, she broke my throne and cut my hair. And from my lips she drew the Hallelujah! Imagine the body of Angelina Jolie, the face of Femke Janssen, the eyes of Alyssa Milano... (I'm not even gonna go into the really important body-parts... Unfortunately).
-"Ideal occupation?"
-"Befathering your children."
-"Ambition?"
-"Make you lose that skirt within 15 seconds."
-"What do you want to make?"
-"The animal with two backs."
Not to sure if I got the job, but who cares. I saw God's creation in all her beauty and she even gave me her phone number. Hallelujah!
PS Actually, she gave the same business card to the loser who left the office just before me, and I'm sure he blogged a similar post on majorloser.blogspot.com...
ow... My head isn't hunted. Let alone other bodyparts.
Posted by
Piglet |
22 June, 2005 19:00
nice reading about the Lord's works ;)
Posted by
DVLMN |
23 June, 2005 01:31
Can I have that phone number too?? She sounds dreamy..
@ piglet: no need to be jealous! Of course I need that number to talk about a job for me... :)
Posted by
Weetniet |
24 June, 2005 13:48