Meet my lass
Granted, it took me a while, but I've finally found my better half. I met her during a check-in at Dublin Airport. We spent about three days talking, while she took out her piercings.
Elaine is quite a lady. She can lose about twenty pounds just by taking the iron out of her face, and I'm not even gonna tell you about the iron to be found in other interesting places.
Only thing about here is that she keeps screwing up the reach of my cellphone and she can't come within a 20 meter radius of the micro-wave... (By the way: that's my hand in the picture)
